A Good Laugh for a Friday

If you get a chance, wander over to Out of Context D&D Quotes for a laugh.

My favorite quote so far, which might closely resemble a certain explosives-happy Cyberpunk player of mine:

"Bullets might have someones name on them, but 20 kilos of ANFO is more (of a) To whom it may concern"
-- A particularly philisophical street samurai

Yup, you guessed it right... ANFO is a fictional explosive.

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