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The Halfling Bard and The Barbarian Hireling

"Stand in Front of Me"
(sung to the tune of Stand By Me)

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand in front of me

So Hireling, Hireling
Stand in front of me, oh, stand in front of me
Oh, stand, stand in front of me
Stand in front of me

If A vampire should swoop in
Or a skeleton should attack
Or a goblin should swing his short sword
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand in front of me

And Hireling, Hireling
Stand in front of me, oh, stand in front of me
Oh, stand now, stand in front of me
Stand in front of me

Hireling, Hireling
Stand in front of me, oh, stand in front of me
Oh, stand now, stand in front of me
Stand in front of me
Whenever I'm in danger, won't you stand in front of me?
Oh, stand in front of me
Won't you stand now?
Oh, stand, stand in front of me



If you do use this parody song elsewhere, please give credit to PinkDiceGM.

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